Santa Trainee:
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
I am a Santa Trainee from the Santa Claus guild! I've come during this holiday season to introduce you to events filled with fun and love! Now, all you little children -- gather 'round! Though I'm only a trainee, I will give presents to the children who have been good -- and coal to the children who have been naughty! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Now little child, what would you like?
"I want to decorate a lovely Christmas tree!"
"I want presents!"
"Are you calling an adult like me a child...?!"