Santa Trainee:
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
I am a Santa trainee dispatched by the Santa Claus guild! I have come to visit you at this special time of year to hold an event filled with love and sweet dreams! So, good children of Aden! Everyone gather 'round! This Santa, ahem, although I'm still only a trainee... will give gifts to good girls and boys... and stern scoldings to bad ones! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Come here my dear sweet child. What would you like this Santa to do for you?
"I want to make a beautiful Christmas Tree!"
"I want to receive a Christmas present!"
"I'm an adult! Why do you insist on calling me a child?"