Santa Trainee:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
I'm an apprentice Santa from the Santa Claus Guild! My fondest dream will come true if I could just host a magical, love-filled event this Christmas season! I will ask that all kids with goodness in their heart join me! Even though I'm just an apprentice, I'll be giving presents to the good children and bags of switches to the bad ones!! Ho ho ho!
Now tell me, child, what can Santa bring you for Christmas?
"I'd like a beautiful Christmas tree!"
"I want Christmas presents!"
"I want Christmas blessings!"
"How dare you call me a child!"