Santa Trainee:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
I'm a trainee dispatched by the Santa Claus guild! I've come here at this most special time of year to host an event filled with love and sweet dreams! Gather 'round, my children! Although I'm just a trainee, I'll give gifts to all the good girls and boys... and stern scoldings to the bad ones! Ho ho ho!
Come nearer, my child. What can I do for you?
"I want to make a beautiful Christmas Tree!"
"I want a Christmas gift!"
"I want to receive a Christmas blessing!"
"I'm an adult. Why did you call me a child?"