Santa Trainee:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
I'm a trainee dispatched by the Santa Claus guild! I've come here at this most special time of the year to hold an event filled with love and sweet dreams! Gather ground, my children! Although I'm just a trainee, I'll give gifts to all the good girls and boys... and nothing to the bad ones! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Come closer, my child. What can I do for you?
"I want to make a beautiful Christmas Tree!"
"I want a Christmas gift!"
"I want to receive a Christmas blessing!"
"I'm an adult. Why did you call me a child?"